Drake Bell
Role: Rick Riker / Dragonfly
Sara Paxton
Role: Jill Johnson
Christopher McDonald
Role: Lou Landers
Leslie Nielsen
Role: Uncle Albert Adams
Marion Ross
Role: Aunt Lucille
Ryan Hansen
Role: Lance Landers
Keith David
Role: The Chief of Police
Brent Spiner
Role: Dr. Strom
Robert Joy
Role: Dr. Hawking
Jeffrey Tambor
Role: Dr. Whitby
Robert Hays
Role: Blaine Riker
Nicole Sullivan
Role: Julia Riker
Sam Cohen
Role: Young Rick
Regina Hall
Role: Mrs. Xavier
Craig Bierko
Role: Wolverine (scenes deleted)
Richard Tillman
Role: Leg-Shaving Wolverine
Simon Rex
Role: The Human Torch
Dan Castellaneta
Role: Carlson
Atom Gorelick
Role: Stretchy Boy
Alison Woods
Role: Stretchy Girl
Sean Simms
Role: Barry Bonds
Pamela Anderson
Role: Invisible Girl
Miles Fisher
Role: Tom Cruise
Brian Carpenter
Role: Matthews
Vincent Larusso
Role: Bank Robber
Michael Papajohn
Role: "Gimme your wallet"
Anna Osceola
Role: "Dr. Hawking, I am such a fan"
Rod McLachlan
Role: Actual Editor
John Getz
Role: Lunatic Editor
Charlene Tilton
Role: Jill's Mother
Jenica Bergere
Role: "Mr. Landers!"
Byrne Offutt
Role: Reporter Ed
Vic Polizos
Role: Undertaker
Daryl J. Johnson
Role: "Well, an old guy did get shot over there"
Kent Shocknek
Role: News Anchor
Amanda Carlin
Role: Principal
Clay Greenbush
Role: Dead Blonde Woman's Husband
Kurt Fuller
Role: Bank Loan Officer
Seth McCook
Role: Paperclip Guy
Craig Mazin
Role: "Okay, I come back"
Jonathan Chase
Role: Onlooker #1
Kourtney Kaas
Role: Onlooker #2
Karlton Johnson
Role: Truck Driver
Charles W. Gray
Role: "Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson"
Wendy L. Walsh
Role: Live Reporter
Ian Patrick Williams
Role: King of Sweden
Elisabeth Noone
Role: "Take me...."
Aki Aleong
Role: Dalai Lama
Howard Mungo
Role: Nelson Mandela
David McKnight
Role: Bishop Tutu
Freddie Pierce
Role: Tony Bennett
Steve Monroe
Role: Nerdy Dragonfly
Jerry Haleva
Role: Saddam Hussein
Jeremiah Hu
Role: Asian Hourglass
Matt Champagne
Role: "Excuse me, there's a line!"
Susan Breslau
Role: Mourner
Nick Kiriazis
Role: Police Officer
Aubrie Lemon
Role: Dead Blonde Woman
Ajay Mehta
Role: Convenience Store Owner
Cameron Ali Sims
Role: Xavier's Son
Lil' Kim
Role: Xavier's Daughter
Jordan Rubin
Role: The Guy Who Wipes Wolverine's Ass (scenes deleted)
Shanna Beauchamp
Role: Student (uncredited)
James J. Burke
Role: YouTube User (uncredited)
Kristen Endow
Role: HS Student (uncredited)
Timothy Farmer
Role: Kid in the Orange Beanie (uncredited)
Whitney Ann Jenkins
Role: Pink Superhero (uncredited)
James Lew
Role: Shaolin Monk (uncredited)
Alan Mueting
Role: Security Man (uncredited)
Gene Richards
Role: Chicken Man (uncredited)
Marque Richardson
Role: Xavier's Older Son (uncredited)
Thomas Rosales Jr.
Role: Bandit in Alley (uncredited)
Jeffry Tamara
Role: Student (uncredited)
Manu Toigo
Role: Award Presenter (uncredited)
Julie Van
Role: Neo-Batgirl (uncredited)
Tracy Morgan
Role: Professor Xavier
Robert Bezanilla
Role: EMT (uncredited)
