Kevin Farley
Role: Michael Malone
Kelsey Grammer
Role: General George S. Patton
Leslie Nielsen
Role: Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Trace Adkins
Role: Angel of Death
Geoffrey Arend
Role: Mohammed
Jon Voight
Role: President George Washington
James Woods
Role: Todd Grosslight
Dennis Hopper
Role: Judge Clarence Henderson
Kevin Sorbo
Role: George Mulrooney
Bill O'Reilly
Role: Himself
David Alan Grier
Role: Rastus Malone
Christopher McDonald
Role: Lab Technician
Oliver Muirhead
Role: Neville Chamberlain
Karri Turner
Role: Lab Tech 2
Alaina Huffman
Role: Celebrity 1
Paris Hilton
Role: Paris Hilton
Dana Lyn Baron
Role: Speaker 1940's
Julian Berlin
Role: Woman at Awards Party
Cocoa Brown
Role: Airport Security Guard 1
Susan Deming
Role: It's That Michael Malone!
Katie Gill
Role: Rehearsal Actress
Cameron Goodman
Role: Political Aide
Camille Meyer
Role: I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Mary Hart
Role: Entertainment Tonight Host
Kaleigh Kennedy
Role: Becca/Kaleigh
Simone Lotter
Role: Partygoer 2
Jillian Murray
Role: Heather
Gail O'Grady
Role: Jane Wagstaffe
Anna Osceola
Role: Molly Duncan
Lu Parker
Role: Reporter 1
Amy Povich
Role: Airport Passenger 1
Jane Justice Park
Role: Reporter 2
Jenna Vogeler
Role: Tiny Tina/Jenna
Lauren Lee Smith
Role: Voice of Reason
Marilyn Rising
Role: Parent
Julianne Waters
Role: Columbia Student '1968'
Christy Williams
Role: Columbia Student '1968'
Alexander DiPersia
Role: Rehearsal Actor
Sandi Johnson
Role: Professor
Mark Vafiades
Role: Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Jesse Heiman
Role: Young Michael Malone
Brent Lydic
Role: Wounded Soldier
Chriss Anglin
Role: John F. Kennedy
Brandon Alter
Role: He's Much Fatter in Person.
Scott Bailey
Role: Celebrity 2
Morgan Beck
Role: "Free History Term Papers"
Randall Bosley
Role: Mussolini
Joanne Bowland
Role: Intern
Vicki Browne
Role: Rosie O'Connell
Jeff Corbett
Role: Policeman 2
Rebekah Crane
Role: Girl Scout
Tony X. Deale
Role: Security Guard
Chrisanne Eastwood
Role: Hippie 2
Mell Flynn
Role: "Traitor!"
Lisa Fredrickson
Role: Singer
Carl De Gersdorff
Role: Teddo
Eileen Gonzales
Role: Reporter on TV
Allen Lee Haff
Role: Airport Security Guard 2
Joe Hartzler
Role: 'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
Mark Henderson
Role: Minister 2
Benton Jennings
Role: Hitler
Jack Kelly
Role: You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Coco Leigh
Role: Nun on Bus
Zachary Levi
Role: Lab Tech 1
Joey Luthman
Role: Boy Scout
Rich McDonald
Role: Thought You Hated Country Music!
Meghan McEveety
Role: Trophy Girl
Brighid McEveety
Role: Girl at BBQ
Steve Monroe
Role: Airport Passenger 2
Tyler Jacob Moore
Role: Marty
Joey Naber
Role: Terrorist 2
Durrell Nelson
Role: Chaplain
John O'Hurley
Role: Silvano
David Oved
Role: Afghan Prisoner 2
Norman Panto
Role: Accordion Player
Robert Pierce
Role: Minister 1
Bill Posley
Role: Mose Malone
Oren Rehany
Role: Terrorist on Bike
F. Lee Reynolds
Role: Subway Policeman
Bryant Romo
Role: "Sailors!"
Elizabeth Scott
Role: I'm Starved.
Evan Sayet
Role: Patient in Line
Atticus Shaffer
Role: Timmy / Atticus
Sammy Sheik
Role: Subway Terrorist
Abbie Shepherd
Role: Trophy Girl at BBQ
Joe Sikorra
Role: Policeman (MSG) 1
Steve Spiro
Role: Cuban Commander
Richard Tanner
Role: Village Voter
Peter F. Tegan
Role: Stagehand
Fred Travalena
Role: Jimmy Carter
Lee von Ernst
Role: Hippie 1
Josh Zucker
Role: Voice of Reason
Sarah Zucker
Role: Voice of Reason
Paul R. Goldberg
Role: Cocktail Musician
John T. Hatton
Role: Cocktail Musician
Allen Simpson
Role: Cocktail Musician / Musician
Joanna Repsold
Role: Wedding Guest
Badger Wagstaffe
Role: Wedding Guest
Cheryl Baxter
Role: Parent
Troy Christian
Role: Parent
Laura Fremont
Role: Parent
Michael Higgins
Role: Parent
Elisabeth Jee
Role: Parent
Carlton Wilborn
Role: Parent
Heather Lea Gerdes
Role: Professor
Marcy Goldman
Role: Professor
Ernest Harden Jr.
Role: Professor
Anthony Marciona
Role: Professor
Stan Mazin
Role: Professor
Bubba Dean Rambo
Role: Professor
Jerry Trent
Role: Professor
Keith Allan
Role: Plantation Singer
Fred Braggs
Role: Plantation Singer
Eddie Eason
Role: Plantation Singer
Jimmy Fisher
Role: Plantation Singer
Julio Hanson
Role: Plantation Singer
Tyree Mills
Role: Plantation Singer
Andre Washington
Role: Plantation Singer
Reshma Gajjar
Role: Columbia Student '1968'
Christopher Jenkins Holmes
Role: Columbia Student '1968'
Brian Michael Jones
Role: Columbia Student '1968'
Eric Gustafson
Role: Musician
David Kogge
Role: Musician
Dan Vulovic
Role: Musician
Adam Yasmin
Role: Musician
