Ricky Gervais
Role: Dominic Badguy
Ty Burrell
Role: Jean Pierre Napoleon
Steve Whitmire
Role: Kermit the Frog / Foo-Foo / Statler / Beaker / Lips / Rizzo the Rat / Link Hogthrob / The Newsman (voice)
Eric Jacobson
Role: Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam Eagle (voice)
Dave Goelz
Role: The Great Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Beauregard, Waldorf
Bill Barretta
Role: Pepe the King Prawn / Rowlf the Dog / Dr. Teeth / The Swedish Chef / Bobo the Bear / Big Mean Carl / Baby Boss / Carlo Flamingo / Leprechaun Security Guard (voice)
David Rudman
Role: Scooter / Janice / Miss Poogy / Bobby Benson / Wayne (voice)
Matt Vogel
Role: Constantine / Floyd Pepper / Sweetums / Pops / Robin / Lew Zealand / Crazy Harry / 80's Robot / Camilla / Uncle Deadly (voice)
Peter Linz
Role: Walter / Manolo Flamingo (voice)
Tony Bennett
Role: Tony Bennett
Hugh Bonneville
Role: Irish Journalist
Tom Hiddleston
Role: The Great Escapo
Ross Lynch
Role: Young Florist
Salma Hayek Pinault
Role: Salma Hayek
James Pasierbowicz
Role: Joe
Richard Herdman
Role: Commuter
Luke Howard
Role: Spanish Train Porter
Pete Meads
Role: German Audience Member
Ricky Rajpal
Role: Audience Member
Danny Trejo
Role: Danny Trejo
Stanley Tucci
Role: Ivan the Guard
Jemaine Clement
Role: Prison King
Zach Galifianakis
Role: Hobo Joe
Tom Hollander
Role: Theater Manager
Toby Jones
Role: Prado Museum Guard #2
Frank Langella
Role: Beefeater Vicar
James McAvoy
Role: UPS Guy
Chloë Grace Moretz
Role: Newspaper Girl
Miranda Richardson
Role: Berliner at Window
Saoirse Ronan
Role: Ballet Dancer
Til Schweiger
Role: German Cop
Russell Tovey
Role: Delivery Man
Christoph Waltz
Role: Christoph Waltz
Mackenzie Crook
Role: Prado Museum Guard #1
Andrés Cantor
Role: Announcer
Sean Combs
Role: Sean Combs
Rob Corddry
Role: First AD
Josh Groban
Role: Maximum Security Prisoner
Aleksandar Mikic
Role: Other Guard
Kenneth Collard
Role: Berliner #1
William Brand
Role: Berliner #2
Fleur Poad
Role: Berliner #3
Dylan Postl
Role: Prisoner One
Louise Gold
Role: Annie Sue / UK Muppet Performer (voice)
Nigel Plaskitt
Role: UK Muppet Performer (voice)
Mak Wilson
Role: UK Muppet Performer (voice)
Warrick Brownlow-Pike
Role: UK Muppet Performer (voice)
David Covarrubias
Role: UK Muppet Performer (voice)
Don Austen
Role: UK Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
William Banyard
Role: UK Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Daisy Beattie
Role: UK Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Sue Beattie
Role: UK Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Lynn Robertson Bruce
Role: UK Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Brian Michael Jones
Role: LA Muppet Performer (voice)
Céline Dion
Role: Piggy Fairy Godmother
Lee Nicholas Harris
Role: Fruit & Vegetable Stall Holder
Vander McLeod
Role: Gulag Captain
James Murray
Role: LA Muppet Performer (voice)
Mike Quinn
Role: LA Muppet Performer (voice)
Dave Chapman
Role: UK Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Pamela Betsy Cooper
Role: German Lady in the Audience (uncredited)
Dexter Fletcher
Role: (uncredited)
Peter Serafinowicz
Role: Gulag Guard (uncredited)
Jim Henson
Role: Kermit The Frog (archival recordings) (uncredited)
Jerry Nelson
Role: Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Katie Derry
Role: Showgirl (uncredited)
Grant White
Role: Fan (uncredited)
John Scott
Role: Prison Guard (Uncredited)
Andrew Lyon
Role: Crowd Member at 23:15 (Uncredited)
Faith Elizabeth
Role: German Audience Member (uncredited)
Sam Creed
Role: German Stage Manager (uncredited)
Debby Ryan
Role: Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Bridgit Mendler
Role: Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Tyrel Jackson Williams
Role: Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Jake Short
Role: Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Jon Wennington
Role: Police Officer (uncredited)
Cynthia Garbutt
Role: Madrid Spectator (uncredited)
Paul Blackwell
Role: Interpol Officer
Kevin Hudson
Role: Policeman (uncredited)
