Hughston Walkinshaw
Role: Simon / Bookstore Patron
Jill Anderson
Role: Gina, Simon's Girlfriend
Frankie Bee
Role: Jorge, Columbian Jewel Thief
Christopher M. Dukes
Role: Gustavo, Columbian Jewel Thief
Lars Erik Madsen
Role: Lars, the Donut Guy
Dick Mueller
Role: Mort, Simon's Father
Scott Kurz
Role: Evan, Simon's Brother
Rene Johnson
Role: Claudette, Simon's Sister
Melissa Jarecke
Role: Myra, Simon's Mother
Robert J. Garfield
Role: Bob, Charismatic Guitar Player
Tim Siragusa
Role: Telemarketing Trainer
Donald Ray Schwartz
Role: Jeweler
Ben Nelson
Role: Himself (Nebraska Governor)
Richard A. Roth
Role: Himself (Douglas County Sheriff)
Allan Abbott
Role: Himself (Dept. of Roads Director)
Delbert D. Weber
Role: Himself (Chancellor, University of Nebraska - Omaha)
Michael Scott
Role: FEDS Host
Earl E. Bates III
Role: Lead FEDS Agent
David Gaines
Role: Buddhist Guru
Aaron Fili
Role: Ian, the Photographer
Thomas F. Rudloff
Role: Bookstore Owner
Scott Blankenship
Role: Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers
Chip Burns
Role: FEDS Agent
Bruce Cole-Edwards
Role: Buddhist Monk
Shea Degan
Role: FEDS Victim
James E. Duff
Role: Bumpkin at Truck Stop
Marilyine Franklin
Role: FEDS Agent
Greg Fredrick
Role: FEDS Agent
J.B. Jones
Role: Telemarketer
Katie Kasher
Role: Telemarketer
Steve Kuhn
Role: Coffee Drinker Under Window
David Kundy
Role: Pipe Smoker
Aaron Kurzdorfer
Role: Skateboard Dude
Larry Michelson
Role: Announcer
P.J. Morgan
Role: Himself (Omaha Mayor)
Johari Nichols
Role: Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers
Rachael Osborn
Role: Child on Street in Omaha
Frank Rizzuto
Role: Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers
Donneania Shepherd
Role: Telemarketing Student
Steven Tamisiea
Role: Waiter
Kent Theesen
Role: FEDS Agent
Fritz Thorne
Role: Lead Kickboxer (Chicken Man)