Steve Burns
Role: Otto Granberry
Judd Nelson
Role: Steven P.D. Landry
Darrell Hammond
Role: Turner Claymore
Dave Foley
Role: Henry Welby
Jason Mewes
Role: 'Waxy' Dan Paraffin
Robert Wagner
Role: President James A. Garfield
Amy Davidson
Role: Pearl Stricklett
Brian Ronalds
Role: Dow Byrum
Maiz Lucero
Role: Emmitt Neely
Robyn Allen
Role: Rebecca Sibley
Bob Rue
Role: Bunyan Pritchett
Jeremy Childs
Role: Cecil Crenshaw
Joshua Childs
Role: Amos Crenshaw
Bill Lippincott
Role: Alexander Graham Bell
John Schile
Role: Dr. Myron Berman
Bruce Halperin
Role: Monroe Overton
Laura Durant
Role: Myrtie Van Hoover
Kevin Berman
Role: Hamilton Veale
Bruce Dellis
Role: Franklin Abercrombie
Amanda Melby
Role: Hazel Von Borscht
Jennifer Pfalzgraff
Role: Esther Thrillington
Rich Kozlowski
Role: Hickman Moody
Carin Sprague
Role: Berman's Assistant
Charlotte Bell
Role: Scarred NetherWoman
Andy Nelson
Role: Thanksgiving Meal Eater
Ronald Axell
Role: Berm-Tech Employee
Tony D'Alessio
Role: Berm-Tech Employee
Deon Doughty
Role: Berm-Tech Employee
Michael Fleck
Role: Berm-Tech Employee