Julie Strain
Role: Ivanna Dance / Demanda
Lloyd Kaufman
Role: The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Arban Ornelas
Role: Soul Stripper (as Arban)
Masuimi Max
Role: Sexy Asian Vampire
Kevin Eastman
Role: Travis Dance
Joel Himelhoch
Role: Chief Doublestump
Elwood Carlisle
Role: Private Dick Sam Black
Jorge Garcia
Role: Racoon Head
Randy Sklar
Role: News Anchor
Jason Sklar
Role: News Anchor
Debbie Rochon
Role: Zelda Lipschitz / Herself
Joe Fleishaker
Role: Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm
Elizabeth Johnson
Role: James' Assistant
India Allen
Role: Sally Sterks
Ronn Surels
Role: Deke the Red Herring
Antonia Dorian
Role: Larry the Stripper
Isabelle Stephen
Role: Lesbian Art Student #1
Kelli Powers
Role: Lesbian Art Student #2
Jamie Greco
Role: Surly Crack-Head Trannie
Ron Jeremy
Role: Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)
Trey Parker
Role: Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)
Timothy Muskatell
Role: Guy Who Finds the Space Ship
Josh Taylor
Role: Fake Zit Guy
Ted Raimi
Role: Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)
John Williamette
Role: Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy
Adam Jahnke
Role: Purse Snatcher
James Ojala
Role: Monster Meat
Paul Salamoff
Role: Office Chair Victim
Kevin Thigpen
Role: Black Guy #2
Gared Williams
Role: Bouncer
Trent Haaga
Role: Guy at the Party
Ramzi Abed
Role: Guy at the Party
Lizzy Strain
Role: Party Goer
Doug Sakmann
Role: Party Goer
Stephen Blackehart
Role: Himself (uncredited)
Crystal Cartwright
Role: Woman on Balcony (uncredited)
Wes Craven
Role: Party Goer (uncredited)
New Found Glory
Role: New Found Glory
Mark Gagliardi
Role: People at the Party
Tamela
Role: People at the Party
Smokey Miles
Role: Party Goer
James Lynch
Role: Party Goer
Leroy Patterson
Role: Party Goer
Phil Haney
Role: Party Goer
Penny Folger
Role: People at the Party
Paul Malcolm Pruett
Role: Party Goer
Nicole Talley
Role: People at the Party (as Nicolle Talley)
Heather Darling
Role: People at the Party
Lisa Michelle Axelrod
Role: Voice Over
J.D. Brown
Role: Party Goer
Lenora Claire
Role: Party Goer
Arban Ornelas
Role: Soul Stripper
D.M. Schofield
Role: Lesbian Vampire
Zafer Ulkucu
Role: People at the Party
Gabriel Friedman
Role: Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)
Marc Gras
Role: (uncredited)
Edward Havens
Role: Party Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Chris Lanphear
Role: Sgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited)
Sam Macaroni
Role: Mr. Freaky (uncredited)
Terryn Westbrook
Role: Door Girl (uncredited)
