Eddie O'Connell
Role: Colin, Photographer / Narrator
Patsy Kensit
Role: Suzette
James Fox
Role: Henley of Mayfair, Dressmaker to the Queen
David Bowie
Role: Vendice Partners
Ray Davies
Role: Arthur, Colin's Dad
Mandy Rice-Davies
Role: Flora, Colin's Mum
Tony Hippolyte
Role: Mr. Cool
Graham Fletcher-Cook
Role: Wizard
Joseph McKenna
Role: Fabulous Hoplite
Steven Berkoff
Role: The Fanatic
Sade
Role: Athene Duncannon (as Sade Adu)
Edward Tudor-Pole
Role: Ed the Ted (as Tenpole Tudor)
Alan Freeman
Role: Call-Me-Cobber
Anita Morris
Role: Dido Lament
Paul Rhys
Role: Dean Swift
Julian Firth
Role: The Misery Kid
Chris Pitt
Role: Baby Boom
Lionel Blair
Role: Harry Charms
Gary Beadle
Role: Johnny Wonder
Robbie Coltrane
Role: Mario
Jess Conrad
Role: Cappuccino Man
Smiley Culture
Role: D.J. Entertainer
Ronald Fraser
Role: Amberley Drove
Slim Gaillard
Role: Party Singer
Irene Handl
Role: Mrs Larkin
Peter-Hugo Daly
Role: Vern (as Peter Hugo-Daly)
Amanda Jane Powell
Role: Dorita
Johnny Shannon
Role: Saltzman
Sylvia Syms
Role: Cynthia Eve
Ekow Abban
Role: Santa Lucia Club Owner
Robert Austin
Role: Slim Brother
Gerry Alexander
Role: Ton-Up Vicar
Jim Dunk
Role: Slim Brother
Johnny Edge
Role: Trader Horn
Paul Fairminer
Role: Eddie Sex
Hugo First
Role: Maltese Lodger
Pat Hartley
Role: Ms Cool Snr
Astley Harvey
Role: Mr Cool Snr
Colin Jeavons
Role: Pamphleteer
Alfred Maron
Role: Bert the Tailor
Zoot Money
Role: Chez Nobody Barman (as G.B. (Zoot) Money)
Sandie Shaw
Role: Baby Boom's Mother
Bruno Tonioli
Role: Maltese Lodger
Eric Sykes
Role: Arcade Attendant (uncredited)