Simon Pegg
Role: Nicholas Angel
Nick Frost
Role: PC Danny Butterman
Jim Broadbent
Role: Inspector Frank Butterman
Paddy Considine
Role: DS Andy Wainwright
Rafe Spall
Role: DC Andy Cartwright
Kevin Eldon
Role: Sergeant Tony Fisher
Olivia Colman
Role: PC Doris Thatcher
Bill Bailey
Role: Sergeant Turner
Karl Johnson
Role: PC Bob Walker
Timothy Dalton
Role: Simon Skinner
Edward Woodward
Role: Tom Weaver
Billie Whitelaw
Role: Joyce Cooper
Stuart Wilson
Role: Dr. Robin Hatcher
Paul Freeman
Role: Rev. Philip Shooter
Rory McCann
Role: Michael Armstrong
Kenneth Cranham
Role: James Reaper
Maria Charles
Role: Mrs. Reaper
Peter Wight
Role: Roy Porter
Julia Deakin
Role: Mary Porter
Eric Mason
Role: Bernard Cooper
Trevor Nichols
Role: Greg Prosser
Elizabeth Elvin
Role: Sheree Prosser
Patricia Franklin
Role: Annette Roper
Lorraine Hilton
Role: Amanda Paver
Tim Barlow
Role: Mr. Treacher
Anne Reid
Role: Leslie Tiller
Adam Buxton
Role: Tim Messenger
David Threlfall
Role: Martin Blower
Lucy Punch
Role: Eve Draper
David Bradley
Role: Arthur Webley
Ron Cook
Role: George Merchant
Martin Freeman
Role: Met Sergeant
Bill Nighy
Role: Met Chief Inspector
Stephen Merchant
Role: Peter Ian Staker
Ben McKay
Role: Peter Cocker
Robert Popper
Role: 'Not' Janine
Colin Michael Carmichael
Role: Heston Services Clerk
Tom Strode Walton
Role: Underage Drinker #1
Troy Woollan
Role: Underage Drinker #2
Rory Lowings
Role: Underage Drinker #3
Nicholas Wilson
Role: Butcher Brother
Kevin Wilson
Role: Butcher Brother
Graham Low
Role: The Living Statue
Alexander King
Role: Aaron A. Aaronson
Cate Blanchett
Role: Janine (uncredited)
Steve Coogan
Role: Metropolitan Police Inspector (uncredited)
Peter Jackson
Role: Thief Dressed as Father Christmas (uncredited)
Garth Jennings
Role: Crack Addict (uncredited)
Edgar Wright
Role: Shelf Stacker / Voice of Dave (uncredited)
Lesley Wright
Role: Village of The Year Judge (uncredited)
Peter Wild
Role: Village of The Year Judge (uncredited)
Gillian Rosemary Smith
Role: Village of The Year Judge (uncredited)
