Luke Wilson
Role: Joe Bauers
Terry Crews
Role: President Camacho
Anthony 'Citric' Campos
Role: Secretary of Defense
David Herman
Role: Secretary of State
Sonny Castillo
Role: Prosecutor
Kevin McAfee
Role: Bailiff
Robert Musgrave
Role: Sgt. Keller
Michael McCafferty
Role: Officer Collins
Christopher Ryan
Role: Hospital Technician
Patrick Fischler
Role: Yuppie Husband
Darlene Hunt
Role: Yuppie Wife
Ryan Ransdell
Role: Trashy Guy
Melissa Sweet
Role: Slutty Girl
Valerie Posas
Role: New Slutty Girl
Wes Davis
Role: Trashy Teen Jock
Andrew Wilson
Role: Beef Supreme
Kevin Klee
Role: Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)
John Dodson
Role: Additional Officer
Melissa Espinales
Role: Counter Woman
Joseph Cheatham
Role: Doctor in Waiting Room
Jason Schaefer
Role: Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter
Richard Reeder
Role: Prison Guard #2
Lawrence Castillo
Role: Prison Guard #3
Turk Pipkin
Role: Guy at Costco
Heather Kafka
Role: Woman at Carl's Jr.
Christopher M. Campos
Role: Congressman #1
Roman Ramos
Role: Congressman #2
Randal Reeder
Role: Secret Service Thug
Brendan Hill
Role: Secretary of Energy
Thomas Haden Church
Role: Brawndo CEO
Melissa Dawn
Role: Female Newscaster
Derek Southers
Role: Male Newscaster
Lidia Porto
Role: Female Reporter
Gregory Kelly
Role: Stadium Guard
Greg Pitts
Role: Cameraman
Jason Konopisos-Alvarez
Role: Cop at Government Center
Mitch Baker
Role: Doctor (with Trashy Guy)
Daniel Smith
Role: Control Room Director
Chris Warner
Role: Cop at Costco
Lonnie Nelson
Role: Trapped Man
Danny Cochran
Role: Secretary of Education
Marcos Martinez Rios
Role: Secret Service Thug #2
Earl Mann
Role: Narrator (voice)
Sara Rue
Role: Attorney General (uncredited)
Evan Miller
Role: Charles Chaplin (uncredited)
Heath Allyn
Role: Prisoner (uncredited)
Erik Anderson
Role: Angry Court Member (uncredited)
Jason Bohn
Role: Hospital Patient (uncredited)
Glori Renee Euwer
Role: Museum Visitor (uncredited)
Evelyn Hurley
Role: One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)
Tom Kenny
Role: Carl's Jr. Machine (voice) (uncredited)
Max Kruemcke
Role: Townsperson (uncredited)
T.J. McFarland
Role: Old Man (uncredited)
Jesse Medeles
Role: Peterson (uncredited)
James Moreno
Role: Front Row Juror (uncredited)
Dan Murphy
Role: Congressman (uncredited)
Steve Powers
Role: Townsperson (uncredited)
Stephen Root
Role: Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)
Lainie Safady
Role: President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Ava Knighten Santana
Role: President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Kati Sharp
Role: Townsperson (uncredited)
Michael Sorrells
Role: Party Guest (uncredited)
Gary Teague
Role: Townsperson (uncredited)
Curtis Wayne
Role: Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)
Caitlin Wehrle
Role: President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Heath Young
Role: Townsperson (uncredited)
Spencer Kayden
Role: Miss Claypool (uncredited)
Samantha Inoue-Harte
Role: Juror (uncredited)
Ryan Melton
Role: Dr. Jagger
