Alicia Witt
Role: Claire Goldstein
Harvey Fierstein
Role: Bennett
Brooke Langton
Role: Sabrina
Johnny Galecki
Role: Arthur
Ivan Sergei
Role: Eddie / Carl / Ben
Marlo Thomas
Role: Sheila Goldstein
Elliott Gould
Role: Bernie Goldstein
Tammy Townsend
Role: Alice
Molly Hagan
Role: Janine Goldstein
Estelle Harris
Role: Aunt Velva
Pat Crawford Brown
Role: Grandma Ida Weinberg
Zachary Kranzler
Role: Jeremy
Joe Mazza
Role: Barry / Bo
Sandra Bernhard
Role: Bibi Carlson
Jacqueline Klein
Role: Laura
Peter Quartaroli
Role: Guacamole Alan
Christopher Douglas
Role: Threeway Tommy
Robert M. Koch
Role: Almost Naked Man (as Robert Koch)
Yuri Lane
Role: Rejected Music Student #1
Mai Huynh
Role: Rejected Music Student #2
Mara Casey
Role: Administrative Assistant
James Carraway
Role: Mohammed
Petri Hawkins-Byrd
Role: Fire Captain (as Petri-Hawkins Byrd)
Joshua Preven
Role: Preppy Cute Guy #1
Tony Daly
Role: Preppy Cute Guy #2 (as Anthony Daly)
Billy Phenix
Role: Fred, The Cross Dresser
Domenic Saso
Role: Accordian Player
Kate Weiman
Role: New York Woman