Carlos Alazraqui
Role: Deputy James Garcia
Mary Birdsong
Role: Deputy Cherisha Kimball
Robert Ben Garant
Role: Deputy Travis Junior
Kerri Kenney
Role: Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Thomas Lennon
Role: Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Role: Deputy Clementine Johnson
Niecy Nash-Betts
Role: Deputy Raineesha Williams
Cedric Yarbrough
Role: Deputy S. Jones
Lennie Loftin
Role: Chief of Police
Danny DeVito
Role: District Attorney
Alejandra Gutierrez
Role: Miss Acapulco
Brandon Molale
Role: Kevlar Guy
Kathryn Fiore
Role: Cheyenne the Helicopter Model
David Koechner
Role: Sheriff of Aspen
Dave Holmes
Role: Persnickety Desk Worker
Patton Oswalt
Role: Jeff Spoder
Toby Huss
Role: Glen the Desk Clerk
Cathy Shim
Role: Spring Break Dream Girl
Ian Roberts
Role: Captain Rogers, DHS
Chris Tallman
Role: Alligator Expert
Tamara Fox Meyerson
Role: Tammy
Paul Rudd
Role: Ethan the Drug Lord
Marisa Petroro
Role: Drug Lord's Girlfriend
Kyle Dunnigan
Role: Drug Lord's First Hostage
David Wain
Role: Breen the Plumber
Todd Holoubek
Role: Tattooed Guy
Michael Patrick Jann
Role: Tattoo Shop Owner #1
Brian T. Finney
Role: Decontamination Guy
Irina Voronina
Role: Russian Model
Steve Little
Role: Drug Lord's Second Hostage
Joe Lo Truglio
Role: Tattoo Shop Owner #2
Ken Marino
Role: Deaf Tattoo Artist
Kevin Allison
Role: Tattoo Victim
Eric Price
Role: Wrestling Referee
Kathryn Smith
Role: Jello Wrestler
David Veach
Role: Dangle's "Body Double"
Mary Castro
Role: Wiegel's "Body Double"
Michael Ian Black
Role: Ron of Ron's Tattoo
Michael Showalter
Role: Paul
Shanti Hall
Role: Hot Paramedic
Mindy Sterling
Role: Spoder's Mom
Matthew Budds
Role: Clapping Cop
Michael Hoback
Role: Barry Baum
Paul Reubens
Role: Sir Terrence
Jack Plotnick
Role: Steve Marmella
Oscar Nuñez
Role: Jose Jose Jose
Floyd Van Buskirk
Role: Proctologist
Jason Bartley
Role: Mansion Gunman (uncredited)
David Cohen
Role: Policeman (uncredited)
Tracy Dali
Role: Bike Cop (uncredited)
Rico Devereaux
Role: Smoking Cop (uncredited)
Duke Gonzalez
Role: Self (uncredited)
Dwayne Johnson
Role: Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)
Theresa Joy
Role: Roller Babe (uncredited)
Kent Kasper
Role: Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)
Alyssa LeBlanc
Role: Stripper (uncredited)
J.P. Manoux
Role: Naked Armenian (uncredited)
Jill-Michele Meleán
Role: Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)
JT Mollner
Role: Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)
Bobby Silva
Role: Bartender (uncredited)
Aaron Takahashi
Role: Japanese Tourist (uncredited)
Jason Williams
Role: Police Officer (uncredited)
Jaime Zevallos
Role: Police Officer (uncredited)
