Ian Ziering
Role: Fin Shepard
Cassie Scerbo
Role: Nova Clarke
Tara Reid
Role: April Dawn Wexler-Shepard
Ryan Whitney
Role: Claudia Sheperd
David Hasselhoff
Role: Gilbert Grayson Sheperd
Mark Cuban
Role: President of the United States
Michael Winslow
Role: Brian Jones
Michelle Beadle
Role: Agent Argyle
Ne-Yo
Role: Agent Devereux
Mark McGrath
Role: Martin Brody
Christopher Judge
Role: Lead Agent Model
Lou Ferrigno
Role: Agent Banner
Lorenzo Lamas
Role: Sergeant Rock
Kim Richards
Role: Babs Jensen
Bill Engvall
Role: Gary Martin Hays
Jackie Collins
Role: Jackie Collins
Cindy Margolis
Role: Ms. Litella
Robert Klein
Role: Mayor of New York
Jerry Springer
Role: Mr. White
Penn Jillette
Role: Lieutenant Colonel Stylo
Teller
Role: Major Caissier
Kendra Wilkinson
Role: Flo
Holly Madison
Role: Lieutenant Harrison
Erika Jordan
Role: Harleen Quinn (uncredited)
Diana Terranova
Role: Bride
Steve Guttenberg
Role: Colton West
George R. R. Martin
Role: George R. R. Martin
Anthony C. Ferrante
Role: NASA Launch Director Marymee
Matt Lauer
Role: Matt Lauer
Kathie Lee Gifford
Role: Kathy Lee Gifford
Benjy Bronk
Role: Preacher
Oliver Kalkofe
Role: Roller Coaster Rider
Peter Rütten
Role: Roller Coaster Rider
Maryse Mizanin
Role: Officer Davis
Bruno Salomone
Role: René Joubert
Darcy DeMoss
Role: Airman #1
Marc Maron
Role: Club Promoter (Uncredited)
Genevieve Morton
Role: Guest at the White House
Anthony Weiner
Role: NASA Director Regina
Chad Johnson
Role: Sergeant
Chris Kirkpatrick
Role: Lifeguard
Gerald 'Slink' Johnson
Role: Lieutenant Jared
Ann Coulter
Role: Vice President Sonia Buck
Kellita Smith
Role: Sergeant Roberta Warren
Maria Menounos
Role: C.J. Sorkin
Reza Farahan
Role: Park Police Guard #1
Tim Russ
Role: General Gottleib
Ryan Kerrigan
Role: Technician Garber
Renée Willett
Role: Technician Hammer
Michael Bolten
Role: Steve the Ride Attendant
Ron Starrantino
Role: Private Kelly
Brad Keselowski
Role: Brad Keselowski
Joey Logano
Role: Joey Logano
Bobak Ferdowsi
Role: Matt Mason
George Alan
Role: background
Chad Johnson
Role: Sergeant
