Anna Faris
Role: Cindy Campbell
Regina Hall
Role: Brenda Meeks
Craig Bierko
Role: Tom Ryan
Bill Pullman
Role: Henry Hale
Anthony Anderson
Role: Mahalik
Leslie Nielsen
Role: President Baxter Harris
Molly Shannon
Role: Marilyn
Michael Madsen
Role: Oliver
Chris Elliott
Role: Ezekiel
Carmen Electra
Role: Holly
Shaquille O'Neal
Role: Shaq
Phil McGraw
Role: Dr. Phil
Cloris Leachman
Role: Mrs. Norris
Conchita Campbell
Role: Rachel
Beau Mirchoff
Role: Robbie Ryan
YoungBloodZ
Role: YoungBloodZ
Alonzo Bodden
Role: Jamison
Dave Attell
Role: Knifeman
Holly Madison
Role: Blonde #1
Bridget Marquardt
Role: Blonde #2
Kendra Wilkinson
Role: Blonde #3
Lil Jon
Role: Gloating Driver
Garrett Masuda
Role: Japanese Ghost Boy
John Reardon
Role: Jeremiah
Catherine Barroll
Role: Female Elder #1
Anna Ferguson
Role: Female Elder #2
Sean Allan
Role: Male Elder #2
Ralph Alderman
Role: Male Elder #3
Brad Sihvon
Role: 'His Brother, The Sheriff!'
Tomoko Sato
Role: Japanese Ghost Woman
Edward Moss
Role: Michael Jackson
Dru Williams
Role: Cindy's Husband
Laura Dash
Role: Saw Villain - Alien
David Mylrea
Role: Zoltar / 'I'll Pay You'
Craig Mazin
Role: Saw Villain (voice)
David Zucker
Role: Zoltar (voice)
Michael McDonald
Role: Tiffany Stone
Champagne Powell
Role: Don King
Steve Archer
Role: Secret Service Agent
Tim Henry
Role: Dock Foreman
Alex Bruhanski
Role: Tiffany's Trainer
Doug Abrahams
Role: Fight Referee
Blaine Anderson
Role: Vendor at Fight
Dale Wolfe
Role: Hang Gliding Man
Ann Warn Pegg
Role: 'Were You Naked?'
Jess McLeod
Role: Little Girl
David MacKay
Role: 'Alien Attack!'
Jana Mitsoula
Role: Running Woman #1
Sharon Simms
Role: Running Woman #2
Mark Burgess
Role: 'My Bowels Have Stopped Moving!'
Wes Taylor
Role: Marilyn's New Husband
Gwenda Lorenzetti
Role: Mr. Koji's Assistant
Brenda McDonald
Role: Old Lady Henderson
Tim O'Halloran
Role: Pigface Joe
Darren Rizzolo
Role: Spit Take Kid #1
Adam Cannel
Role: Spit Take Kid #2
Sadie Decoste
Role: Spit Take Kid #3
Michelle Grigor
Role: Spit Take Kid #4
Leandro Iddrisu
Role: Spit Take Kid #5
Justin Callan
Role: Spit Take Kid #6
Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe
Role: Chingy's Girl #1
Christie Laing
Role: Chingy's Girl #2
Angelique Naude
Role: Chingy's Really Hot Waitress
Dexter Bell
Role: Chingy's Hype Man
Beverley Breuer
Role: Blonde Woman in Alien Basket
Scott Barratt
Role: Fight Announcer
Barry W. Levy
Role: National Spokesman
Darryl Scheelar
Role: Shotgun Man
Steve Kiziak
Role: Tom's Neighbor #1
Link Baker
Role: Tom's Neighbor #2
Kimberley Buchanan
Role: Tom's Neighbor #3
Kathryn Dobbs
Role: School Teacher
Tony Morelli
Role: Ball Scratcher
Tina Hosford
Role: Wet T-Shirt Girl #1
Elisa King
Role: Wet T-Shirt Girl #2
Andrea Morrow
Role: Wet T-Shirt Girl #3
Monica Dillon
Role: Mahalik's Grandmother
Sarah Edmondson
Role: Bar Waitress
Kwesi Ameyaw
Role: Soldier
Daniel Bruce
Role: Belgian Minister
Chic Gibson
Role: UN Diplomat #1
Robbie Segulam
Role: UN Diplomat #2
Nimet Kanji
Role: UN Diplomat #3
Gabriela Cerecero
Role: UN Diplomat #4
Michael Ikeda
Role: UN Diplomat #5
Mina E. Mina
Role: UN Diplomat #6
Ahmad Sharmrou
Role: UN Diplomat #7
Steadwick D'Penha
Role: UN Diplomat #8
Gregory Bennett
Role: Russian Diplomat
Uget Ebony
Role: UN Diplomat #10
Charlie Sheen
Role: Tom Logan (uncredited)
James Earl Jones
Role: Narrator (uncredited)
Patrice O'Neal
Role: Rasheed (uncredited)
Chris Williams
Role: Marcus (uncredited)
Mashiah Vaughn-Hulbert
Role: Principal (uncredited)
Kimani Ray Smith
Role: Cut Man (uncredited)
Yaroslav Poverlo
Role: Belgian Representative in UN (uncredited)
Amber Borycki
Role: Dancer (uncredited)
