Leslie Nielsen
Role: Lt. Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley
Role: Jane Spencer
George Kennedy
Role: Ed Hocken
O. J. Simpson
Role: Nordberg
Kathleen Freeman
Role: Muriel
Anna Nicole Smith
Role: Tanya
Wylie Small
Role: Defense Attorney
Sharon Cornell
Role: Stenographer
Earl Boen
Role: Dr. Eisendrath
Jeff Wright
Role: Store Manager
Lorali Hart
Role: Melon Lady
Mallory Sandler
Role: Grocery Mother
K.L. Segal
Role: Purse Woman
Brad Lockerman
Role: Jason
Rosalind Allen
Role: Bobbi
Charlotte Zucker
Role: Nurse
Lois de Banzie
Role: Dr. Kohlzak
Doris Belack
Role: Dr. Roberts
Nigel Gibbs
Role: Carjacker
Andre Rosey Brown
Role: Corridor Guard
Randall "Tex" Cobb
Role: Big Hairy Con
Ann B. Davis
Role: Ann B. Davis
Alex Zimmerman
Role: Mess Hall Convict
Hammam Shafie
Role: Cabbie
Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter
Role: Cabbie
Danny Daniels
Role: Cabbie
Joe Grifasi
Role: Director
Vanna White
Role: Vanna White
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Role: 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Rick Scarry
Role: Security Guard
Mary Lou Retton
Role: Mary Lou Retton
James R. Scribner
Role: Phil Donahue's Make-Up Man
Lou Felder
Role: Presenter
Chrissy Bocchino
Role: Mother Theresa
Pia Zadora
Role: Pia Zadora
Joe D'Angerio
Role: Security Guard
Christopher J. Keene
Role: Cop
Paul A. Hutton
Role: Doctor
Burton Zucker
Role: Clinic Patient
Susan Breslau
Role: Train Lady #1
Erin MacArthur
Role: Train Lady #2
Marcy Goldman
Role: Train Lady #3
David Zucker
Role: Teleprompter Guy
Robert K. Weiss
Role: Tuba Player
Peter Segal
Role: Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'
Robert LoCash
Role: Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'
William Kerr
Role: Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'
Jolie Chain
Role: Producer's Wife
Wendy Hogan
Role: Producer's Wife
Jeri Caldwell
Role: Producer's Wife
Michael Ewing
Role: Assistant Director
David Malloy
Role: Maalox Boy
Vanessa Sandin
Role: Gabriella
Julie Strain
Role: Dominatrix
Andrew Craig
Role: Bryce Porterhouse Guard
David Fresco
Role: Lifetime Award Recipient
Bill Erwin
Role: Conductor
Adam Hasart
Role: Frank Jr.
John Capodice
Role: Mr. Big
Glen Chin
Role: Sumo Wrestler
Philip Yamaguchi
Role: Sumo Wrestler
Florence Henderson
Role: Florence Henderson
Timothy Watters
Role: President Clinton
Michael Chambers
Role: Dancer
Jerald Vincent
Role: Dancer
Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward
Role: Dancer
Brian Wightman
Role: Dancer
Bryan Anthony
Role: Dancer
Paul Feig
Role: Oscar Audience Member
Joel Madison
Role: Oscar Audience Member
Steve Pepoon
Role: Oscar Audience Member
Scott Herriott
Role: Oscar Audience Member
Edward Weber
Role: Oscar Audience Member
Adrienne Parsons
Role: Mercedes Lady
Robert J. Elisberg
Role: Taxi Driver
Elisa Gabrielli
Role: Mourner
Taran Killam
Role: Boy of Geriatric Park
Marianne Davis
Role: Girl of Geriatric Park
Bill Zuckert
Role: Old Man
Nikki Segal
Role: Screaming Supermarket Baby
James Earl Jones
Role: James Earl Jones (uncredited)
Raquel Welch
Role: Raquel Welch (uncredited)
Shannen Doherty
Role: Shannen Doherty (uncredited)
Elliott Gould
Role: Elliott Gould (uncredited)
Mariel Hemingway
Role: Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)
R. Lee Ermey
Role: Prison Guard (uncredited)
Thomas Rosales Jr.
Role: Prisoner #2 (uncredited)
Morgan Fairchild
Role: Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)
Bruce A. Young
Role: Tyrone (uncredited)
Olympia Dukakis
Role: Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)
Symba
Role: Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt (uncredited)
Heather Hewitt
Role: Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)
Susan McNabb
Role: Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)
Françoise Ruggieri
Role: Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)
George Sasaki
Role: Oscar Audience Member (uncredited)
