Leslie Nielsen
Role: Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley
Role: Jane Spencer
Ricardo Montalban
Role: Vincent Ludwig
George Kennedy
Role: Ed Hocken
O. J. Simpson
Role: Nordberg
Susan Beaubian
Role: Mrs. Nordberg
Nancy Marchand
Role: Mayor
Jeannette Charles
Role: Queen Elizabeth II
Ed Williams
Role: Ted Olsen
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Role: 'Weird Al'
Leslie Maier
Role: 'Weird Leslie'
Winifred Freedman
Role: Stephanie
Tony Brafa
Role: Enrico Pallazzo
Lorali Hart
Role: Woman On Ledge
Nicholas Worth
Role: Thug #1
Ronald G. Joseph
Role: Thug #27
Charlotte Zucker
Role: Dominique
Larry Pines
Role: Drug Dealer #1
Tom Dugan
Role: Drug Dealer #2
Burton Zucker
Role: Photographer
Robert LuJane
Role: Khadafi
Charles Gherardi
Role: Khomeini
Prince Hughes
Role: Idi Amin
David Lloyd Austin
Role: Gorbachev
Ken Minyard
Role: Ken & (voice)
Robert Arthur
Role: Bob (voice)
Greg Breslau
Role: Man Deleted from Fireworks Scene
Sharon Breslau
Role: Woman Deleted from Fireworks Scene
Reggie Jackson
Role: Angel Right Fielder
Michael J. Montes
Role: Angel Shortstop
Charles Fick
Role: Angel Catcher
Lawrence Tierney
Role: Angels Manager
Hank Robinson
Role: First Base Umpire
Joe West
Role: Third Base Umpire
Jay Johnstone
Role: Seattle First Up
Randy Harvey
Role: Seattle Pitcher
Brett Bartlett
Role: Seattle Centerfielder
Dennis Packer
Role: Baseball P.A. Announcer
Dick Vitale
Role: Baseball Announcer
Dick Enberg
Role: Baseball Announcer
Jim Palmer
Role: Baseball Announcer
Mel Allen
Role: Baseball Announcer
Curt Gowdy
Role: Baseball Announcer
Tim McCarver
Role: Baseball Announcer
Joyce Brothers
Role: Baseball Announcer
Don Woodard
Role: "There he is!"
Christopher J. Keene
Role: "Please disperse, Please disperse."
Mary Norman
Role: "Here, you can use my radio mike."
Susan Breslau
Role: "Hey, look out!"
Rick Seaman
Role: "Ya dumb broad!"
Fredric Arnold
Role: "Hey! What's the meaning of this?"
Ron Tank
Role: "Mayor, will there be any additional security officers added to the police force during the Queen's visit?"
Mallory Sandler
Role: "Oh, Dr. Alford, I have Mrs. Kepley's chart if you're ready to go over it."
Edwina Moore
Role: "Mr. Pallazzo, our head usher will be here in two minutes to take you onto the field."
Jeff Wright
Role: "Mr. Pallazzo! Would you come with me?"
Jim Smith
Role: "Sorry, fellas."
Mark Holton
Role: "It's Enrico Pallazzo!"
Jane Couris
Role: "You killed him!"
John Houseman
Role: Driving Instructor (uncredited)
Brinke Stevens
Role: Brunette Woman in Showers (uncredited)
Jesse Ventura
Role: Baseball Announcer (uncredited)
Bob Herron
Role: Dr. Alford (uncredited)
Eddie Hice
Role: Criminal at Police Station / Baseball Fan (uncredited)
Conrad E. Palmisano
Role: Hijacked Taurus Driver (uncredited)
George Sasaki
Role: Reception Guest (uncredited)
