Leslie Nielsen
Role: Lt. Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley
Role: Jane Spencer
George Kennedy
Role: Ed Hocken
O. J. Simpson
Role: Nordberg
Robert Goulet
Role: Quentin Hapsburg
Richard Griffiths
Role: Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
Jacqueline Brookes
Role: Commissioner Brumford
Anthony James
Role: Hector Savage
Lloyd Bochner
Role: Baggett
Tim O'Connor
Role: Fenzwick
Peter Mark Richman
Role: Dunwell
Ed Williams
Role: Ted Olsen
John Roarke
Role: George Bush
Margery Jane Ross
Role: Barbara Bush
Peter Van Norden
Role: John Sununu
Gail Neely
Role: Winnie Mandela
Colleen Fitzpatrick
Role: Blues Singer
Sally Rosenblatt
Role: Mrs. Redmond
Alexander Folk
Role: Crackhouse Cop
Jose Gonzales-Gonzales
Role: Mariachi
Larry McCormick
Role: TV Reporter
Cliff Bemis
Role: Barbecue Dad
D.D. Howard
Role: Barbecue Mom
William Woodson
Role: TV Commercial Announcer
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Role: Zsa Zsa Gabor
Bill Chemerka
Role: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."
Christopher J. Keene
Role: "Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."
Ken Kerman
Role: "Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."
Al Fann
Role: "It's 4 minutes too slow."
Tom McGreevey
Role: "Vert well, sir. It's from the lady."
James Gilstrap
Role: "Always nice to see nice people."
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Role: "You pigs...say your prayers."
Gina Mastrogiacomo
Role: "Is this some kind of bust?"
Jeff Wright
Role: "Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."
C. Lindsay Workman
Role: "Your coat, sir?"
John Stevens
Role: "Phone call, Commissioner"
Gokul
Role: "Hey, what the hell happened to the water pressure?"
Charlotte Zucker
Role: "For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."
Don Pugsley
Role: "He's wired!"
Carlos Betancourt
Role: "¡Ojala que se mejoré pronto!"
Bernardo Márquez
Role: "Recuerdos a todos."
Margarito Mendoza
Role: "¿Puede decirme donde esta la casa de musica?"
Lee Terri
Role: "Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!"
Claude Jay McLin
Role: "Yeah!"
Manny Perry
Role: "Let's get him."
Alex Zimmerman
Role: "Yeah!"
Raynor Scheine
Role: "You're on my groin."
John Fleck
Role: "If that's your attitude, forget it."
Susan Breslau
Role: Party Guest
Leslie Maier
Role: Party Guest
Ron Rosenblatt
Role: Mr. Redmond
Jennifer Kretchmer
Role: Barbecue Daughter
Ryan Harrison
Role: Barbecue Boy
David Zucker
Role: Davy Crockett
Robert K. Weiss
Role: Obstetrician
Robert LoCash
Role: FBI Agent
Burton Zucker
Role: Lab Technician
Lewis Friedman
Role: Lab Technician
Bob Reitman
Role: Lab Technician
Gene Mueller
Role: Lab Technician
Gino Salomone
Role: Lab Technician
Robert J. Elisberg
Role: McTigue
Mindy Newborn
Role: Slave to the Composer
Jan Campbell
Role: Lady in Waiting
Wendy Hogan
Role: Lady in Waiting
Françoise Ruggieri
Role: White House Dinner Guest (uncredited)
